omg omg omg omg omg omg omg. i nid one of these!!! they rock yur bladdy world man.
you'll understand when you sit in one =)
one thing you MUST learn about painting a vehicle is; paint the wheels.
why?
you can lie on one of those rolling thingys and roll under the rover, 3 tonner etc. and you can jolly well have a nice shut-eye while yur at it =)
and a little tip.
of all the things you'll find in this world, much of it is shit.
and of all the shit you find in this world, much of it is black.
and i might or might not be suggesting that it can walk, talk, rock and talk too much bladdy cock, but then I might as well put it in yur imagination as to how epidemically a black shit can ruin your day if you keep in constant proximity of it.
i repeat, its an IT, nothing pertaining to any intelligence you may find in this world =)
Ten men walked up a hill,
one got shot, one lost his will,
one fell back, one paid his dues.
Five men walked down the hill,
you wonder how it counts,
to have one buried under mounts.
Five men entered a town,
one got hit by a little lead,
another went a little mad.
Two men left a town,
you wonder how it feels,
to lose one under wheels.
Two men had a walk,
with hope they took their steps,
with time the less they wept.
Two men stopped in their walk,
their names the world forgets,
buddies each'll never forget.-
Gone but its so Wrongdamn, fine me for jaywalking, criticize me for my blatant speech, whack me cuz i bio yur char bo, but never... NEVER get me a job that includes these:
1. 8-5, rot in a world of routine
2. saikang... day after day after (omg wtf how many days more?!) day
3. problematic higher-ups, one divorced (perma pms), one single (not bad, but shout a lot), one got lj face (new and as the description suggests, i dun need to explain)... no higher-ups with happy family and welfare.
I begin to wonder, whr has the world gone to, kbox, mahjong sessions, supper, or jus a plain ol cup of hot choc. pfft. Just strengthens my resolve to do wildlife work when i get outa this shithole <--- (pertaining to a certain higher up that has a face similar to the above abjective)
The clouds, The Sea, and The sky,
I'm Born and Free and made to Fly.- Freedom, Meng
Training to be OOTs, Saikang for our land,
Once in our life, 2 years waste our time,
Have you ever wondered, why so much saikang?
Because we love our land, and we want it to be clean to be cleannnnnn YA!
-Why Must OOTs Serve
Original.
Training to be soldiers, Fight for our land,
Once in our life, 2 Years of our time,
Have you ever wondered, why must we serve?
Because we love our land, and we want it to be free to be freeeeeeeee YA!
-Why Must We Serve
Finally, after 3 years and... some months, I got da piece of paper, to wipe my sweat with, to wipe my ass with and to wave in front of da HR managers when I wanna get a job.
The graduation was a lil... fugged, I mean, I would rather be wearing my Smart 04 and boots weifong de climb up stage and WOO HOO, but nuuuuu a baldie with small head and big ugly harry potter lookin gown... sad
OOTs can do things Normal Recruits can't. Suckers =P
1. You can stay in an air conditioned room. Provided you've done yur saikang and COS is cool and friendly (Pegasus ftw)
2. You can do yur own training regime, for me its the arms that get pumped woooo (rarx) but my legs still nua nua cuz i flat-footed... sad
3. You can talk cock with yur sergeants about FM, Dota, *Bleep*, *Bleep*, and about him adopting a kitten and deciding to adpot one too =)))))))))) yay
and on book out day (today) we were actually able to ask the Attend Bs (Chao Geng and act sick ppl) and Status Doods to do our saikang for us!! OH YEA whos the fugface now? =P but I also hlp moi platoon doods la, only some other platoons got some fugfaces.
Then there's Company S (Scorpion). Sounds fierce right? They are actually the Band of Sisters =P come in 2 weeks, nua a bit, go out, nid OOTs to help them carry bags up the bus... smlj. btw... their face... quite jiao... lawl
We didn't have much to say,
but we had a little talk.
How did it turn out this way?
I wished we had a little walk.
Something changed through time,
I couldn't catch the fault.
If only I could mime,
then we could have a little waltz.
Emptied from a cup,
emptied from my heart.
I hope that things look up,
its nice to play a little harp.
A wish that you'll be fine,
A wish that I'll know that,
A wish that it'll be mine,
A wish to have a little *bleep*(censored XD)
- A little, Meng
