Wednesday, July 19, 2006

You always hear your mother say... "EH! Stop playing la, go slp"... "No work to do ar? Your course so slack wan..."
when you play dota you learn a few things about life...
things like working as a team, knowing when to take opportunities, integrity of not cheating (tio disqualified you can go suck thumb) etc. etc.
BUT the biggest thing you learn in DOTA is that life can be related to the seemingly unreality of the game!!



When Sentinel = Life
and Me = Meng

Lose yur handphone = Life has just pawned Meng for 100 gold!

Fuck up your assignments = Life has just pawned Meng for 100 gold! DOUBLE KILL

Fuck and screw up whenever you talk to the girl you like = Life has just pawned Meng... again... lalala... blahblah for 100 gold! TRIPLE KILL

Lose DOTA at second round = Life (or rather pros) has just pawned Meng (I swear it gets boring Q('-' Q)) for 100 gold! TRIPLE KILL (ought to have QUADRUPLE KILL)

Lose yur wallet = Life has just pawned Meng (wadz new? =.=) for... lets give Life 200 gold this time(since its a wallet eh?) =)! TRIPLE KILL, ROCK YOUR WORLD, KICK SOME BALLS

Lose yur Sanity(maybe in the near fucking future) =

Mengzi: gg
Life: NOOB, LEAVER, SMLJ????
Mengzi: I give the fucking up mister life =)
Life: I dont give a fuck... WOOT
Mengzi: dont like dat lehz... own liao dun nid xiao zhang...
Life: I like eh? Go suck thumb la NOOB

So you can see so clearly how DOTA can be related to life =)



gl gf

a leaf fell on 12:41 am

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